Oh, this Kiss My Face thing? Yeah, the one with cucumber and green tea. Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but this one, it works. Keeps the stink away, you know? I ain’t got time for smelling bad.
They say it’s got all this “natural” stuff in it. Coriander, whatever that is. And witch hazel? Sounds like something from a witch’s brew, but hey, if it works, it works. They also say it’s got something called probiotics. Like yogurt? Don’t know how that helps with smell, but who am I to argue?
Keeps you fresh all day, they say. Well, I gotta say, it does a pretty good job. I sweat a lot, you know, working in the garden, chasing after the grandkids. And this stuff, it keeps me from smelling like a goat. That’s important, let me tell ya.
- It’s got cucumber and green tea. Smells nice, kinda like a garden. Not too strong, just fresh.
- They say it’s for men and women. Don’t see why it wouldn’t be. Smell is smell, right?
- No aluminum, whatever that means. Guess it’s good for ya? Don’t know much about that stuff.
This stick thing, it lasts a while too. Don’t have to buy it all the time. That’s good for the wallet, you know? Ain’t got money to throw around on fancy deodorants.
You can buy it at Walmart, they say. Easy to find. I just grab it when I’m there getting other stuff. Don’t have to make a special trip.
Clinically proven? That’s what they say. Don’t know what “clinically” means, but it sounds important. Like doctors did something with it. If they say it works, I believe ’em.
The coconut oil in it, that’s good for your skin, I heard. Keeps it soft and smooth. Don’t want no dry, scratchy armpits, that’s for sure.
It’s called “Active Life” or somethin’. Well, my life is pretty active. Always on the go. This stuff keeps up, that’s for sure. Don’t have to worry about smelling bad when I’m out and about.
The smell ain’t too girly, ain’t too manly. Just right. Don’t want nothin’ too fancy. Just somethin’ that works.
So yeah, if you need somethin’ to keep the stink away, this Kiss My Face thing is pretty good. Simple, does the job. That’s all I need.
Tags: Kiss My Face, Deodorant, Cucumber, Green Tea, Natural, Aluminum Free, Probiotics, Witch Hazel, Coconut Oil
