Listen, honey, lemme tell ya ’bout this Kit Kat thing, the green tea one. Matcha, they call it. Sounds fancy, right? Like somethin’ you’d see them city folks buyin’ with their big money.
Now, I ain’t one for all them fancy teas. Gimme a good ol’ cup of regular tea, any day. But this here candy bar, it’s somethin’ else. Tastes like… well, it tastes like green tea, but sweet. Like they took that tea stuff and mixed it up with the chocolate.
Is it good for ya? That’s what you’re wonderin’, ain’t ya? Heard folks sayin’ it’s got them anti-what-cha-ma-call-its. Anti-ock-see-dints? Somethin’ like that. Sounds healthy, right?
- But let me tell you somethin’ straight. It’s still candy. Don’t go thinkin’ you’re eatin’ some kinda health food just ’cause it’s green. It’s got sugar, plenty of it. You eat too much of this, you’ll be rollin’ around like a butterball, just like any other candy.
Now, they say this matcha stuff is Japanese. Fancy place, Japan. Probably got them ladies in them kimona dresses drinkin’ this tea all day long. But they put it in a candy bar? Well, that’s somethin’ else entirely.
This here Kit Kat, it’s dark. Not like them regular ones you see at the store. This one’s a dark green color, like… like a frog, maybe? But don’t let that scare ya off. It tastes good. Sweet, like I said, but with a little bit of that green tea flavor. Kinda earthy, kinda bitter, but not too much.
They sell this thing in Japan, they say. Only in Japan. But you can find it online, I guess. Some folks sellin’ it on that eBay thing. Three packs, they say. And free shippin’. That’s a good deal, ain’t it?
Caffeine, now that’s somethin’ to think about. They say this matcha stuff’s got caffeine. Like coffee, you know? Keeps ya awake. So don’t be eatin’ this thing before bed, or you’ll be starin’ at the ceilin’ all night long.
And them pesticides, they say. Somethin’ about chemicals. Well, everything’s got chemicals these days, ain’t it? Can’t get away from ’em. Just gotta hope for the best, I guess.
- Don’t eat too much of this stuff, that’s what I say. A little bit now and then, it’s alright. But don’t go thinkin’ it’s gonna make you young or healthy or nothin’. It’s just candy, remember?
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ sweet with a little bit of that Japanese flavor, try this Kit Kat. Just don’t blame me if you end up with a sugar rush and can’t sleep at night.
Money back guarantee, they say. On eBay. Well, that’s somethin’, ain’t it? At least you ain’t gonna lose your money if you don’t like it. But I reckon you will. It’s a pretty tasty candy bar, even if it is green.
Tags: Kit Kat, Matcha, Green Tea, Japanese Snack, Chocolate, Candy, Caffeine, Antioxidants, eBay
